Mr Mistoffelees

Estonian Literal translation English
Ka tippklassi maag ovatsioonidest keeb,
kui mister Mistoffelees oma võlutööd teeb

Öelda võib vaid:
olla ei saagi ilmas teist maagi nii tark,
ja tragi kui võlurkass mister Mistoffelees!

Ta on väikest kasvu ja karv süsimust,
kõrvust sabaotsani kui tuust
Läbi minna võib ka pisimast praost
Mööda traate tal käia on lust

Pakist õige kaart leitud saab just,
täpselt kulgeb tal täringutiir
Kuid ta ära võin petta ja mulje võib jätta,
et teil mõtteis mõlgub vaid hiir

Tema käes lihtsalt käib iga trikk
Hetk — ja taldrikult kaob kalavõi
Ja nuga ning kahvelgi kaob — imelik!
Ning sa pead murrad — kus see küll sai?

Äsja nägid just seda, ja siis kadus taas
Uuel nädalal näed — see on muru peal maas!

Öelda võib vaid:
olla ei saagi ilmas teist maagi nii tarka,
tragi kui võlurkass mister Mistoffelees!

On nii võluv ja lummav mu viis
Näida võin ma küll arglik ja vaga
Kuid kui ahju ees tukastan, siis
mu hääl kostus korstnate taga

Ja kui käin ma korstnate taga,
hääli ahju ees kostvat näib siis
Eks siis kuuldi säält, et keegi teeb häält
Küllap saatust ja raskusi trotsind
olen ma, saamaks võluväe!

Maa alt ja pealt pere mind on otsind
ja diivanilt leidnud — ennäe!

Hiljuti vaid, valju hüüdega "mjao!"
See kass pisikiisusid lõi tosina jao!

Öelda võib vaid:
olla ei saagi ilmas teist maagi nii tarka,
tragi kui võlurkass mister Mistoffelees!

Olla ei saagi ilmas teist maagi nii tarka,
tragi kui võlurkass mister Mistoffelees!

Olla ei saagi ilmas teist maagi nii tarka,
tragi kui võlurkass mister Mistoffelees!

Öelda võib vaid:
olla ei saagi ilmas teist maagi nii tarka,
tragi kui võlurkass mister Mistoffelees!

Olla ei saagi ilmas teist maagi nii tarka,
tragi kui võlurkass mister Mistoffelees!

Olla ei saagi ilmas teist maagi nii tarka,
tragi kui võlurkass mister Mistoffelees!

Olla...
ei saagi ilmas teist maagi nii tarka,
tragi kui võlurkass mister Mistoffelees!

Öelda võib vaid:
olla ei saagi ilmas teist maagi nii tarka,
tragi kui võlurkass mister Mistoffelees!

Olla ei saagi ilmas teist maagi nii tarka,
tragi kui võlurkass mister Mistoffelees!

Olla ei saagi ilmas teist maagi nii tarka,
tragi kui võlurkass mister Mistoffelees!

Olla ei saagi ilmas teist maagi nii tarka,
tragi kui võlurkass mister Mistoffelees!

Olla ei saagi ilmas teist maagi nii tarka,
tragi kui võlurkass mister Mistoffelees!

Mu daamid ja härrad,
teie ees on võrratu mister Mistoffelees!
Even a top-class mage's blood boils at ovations
when mister Mistoffelees does his magic work

The only thing that can be said is:
there can't be another mage in this world as smart,
and hard-working as wizard cat mister Mistoffelees!

He's of small stature and his fur is coal black,
from his ears to the tip of his tail as a wisp
He can go through even the tiniest of cracks
Walking on wires is his joy

The right card will be found from the pack,
his roll of dice runs its course precisely
But he can deceive and leave an impression,
that you only have a mouse in mind

By his hand, every trick goes easily
A moment — and the fish butter disappears from the plate
And the knife and even the fork disappear — weird!
And you rack your brains — where did it go?

You just saw it, then it disappeared again
On the new week, you see it — you see it is down in the grass!

The only thing that can be said is:
there can't be another mage in this world as smart,
and hard-working as wizard cat mister Mistoffelees!

My tune is so charming and enchanting
I can seem shy and pudic
But when I nap in front of the oven, then
my voice could be heard from behind the chimneys

And when I walk behind the chimneys,
voices seem to echo from in front of the oven
It was heard from there, that someone makes noise
Surely, I have defied fate and challenges,
having gotten magic powers!

From under and above the earth the family
has looked for me, and found me on the sofa — behold!

Only recently, with a loud call: "meow!"
This cat created a dozen of tiny kitties!

The only thing that can be said is:
there can't be another mage in this world as smart,
and hard-working as wizard cat mister Mistoffelees!

There can't be another mage in this world as smart,
and hard-working as wizard cat mister Mistoffelees!

There can't be another mage in this world as smart,
and hard-working as wizard cat mister Mistoffelees!

The only thing that can be said is:
there can't be another mage in this world as smart,
and hard-working as wizard cat mister Mistoffelees!

There can't be another mage in this world as smart,
and hard-working as wizard cat mister Mistoffelees!

There can't be another mage in this world as smart,
and hard-working as wizard cat mister Mistoffelees!

There...
can't be another mage in this world as smart,
and hard-working as wizard cat mister Mistoffelees!

The only thing that can be said is:
there can't be another mage in this world as smart,
and hard-working as wizard cat mister Mistoffelees!

There can't be another mage in this world as smart,
and hard-working as wizard cat mister Mistoffelees!

There can't be another mage in this world as smart,
and hard-working as wizard cat mister Mistoffelees!

There can't be another mage in this world as smart,
and hard-working as wizard cat mister Mistoffelees!

There can't be another mage in this world as smart,
and hard-working as wizard cat mister Mistoffelees!

My ladies and gentlemen,
before you is the magnificent mister Mistoffelees!
The greatest magicians have something to learn
From Mr Mistoffelees' Conjuring Turn!

And we all say
"Oh! Well, I never! Was there ever 
a cat so clever as Magical Mr Mistoffelees?"

He is quiet, he is small, he is black
From his ears to the tip of his tail
He can creep through the tiniest crack
He can walk on the narrowest rail

He can pick any card from a pack
He is equally cunning with dice
He is always deceiving you into believing
That he's only hunting for mice

He can play any trick with a cork
Or a spoon and a bit of fish paste
If you look for a knife or a fork
And you think it is merely misplaced

You have seen it one moment,, and then it is gone!
But you'll find it next week, lying out on the lawn

And we all say
"Oh! Well, I never! Was there ever 
a cat so clever as Magical Mr Mistoffelees?"

His manner is vague and aloof
You would think there was nobody shyer
But his voice has been heard on the roof
When he was curled up by the fire

And he's sometimes been heard by the fire
When he was about on the roof
At least, we all heard that somebody purred
Which is incontestable proof
Of his singular magical powers

And I've known the family to call
Him in from the garden for hours, while he was asleep in the hall

And, not long ago, this phenomenal cat
Produced seven kittens right out of a hat!

And we all say
"Oh! Well, I never! Was there ever 
a cat so clever as Magical Mr Mistoffelees?"

"Oh! Well, I never! Was there ever 
a cat so clever as Magical Mr Mistoffelees?"

"Oh! Well, I never! Was there ever 
a cat so clever as Magical Mr Mistoffelees?"

And we all say
"Oh! Well, I never! Was there ever 
a cat so clever as Magical Mr Mistoffelees?"

"Oh! Well, I never! Was there ever 
a cat so clever as Magical Mr Mistoffelees?"

"Oh! Well, I never! Was there ever 
a cat so clever as Magical Mr Mistoffelees?"

Oh... 
Well, I never! Was there ever 
a cat so clever as Magical Mr Mistoffelees?

And we all say
"Oh! Well, I never! Was there ever 
a cat so clever as Magical Mr Mistoffelees?"

"Oh! Well, I never! Was there ever 
a cat so clever as Magical Mr Mistoffelees?"

"Oh! Well, I never! Was there ever 
a cat so clever as Magical Mr Mistoffelees?"

"Oh! Well, I never! Was there ever 
a cat so clever as Magical Mr Mistoffelees?"

"Oh! Well, I never! Was there ever 
a cat so clever as Magical Mr Mistoffelees?"

Ladies and Gentlemen,
I give you the magical, the marvellous, Mr Mistoffelees!